I want to be that person you call at 3am because you can’t sleep.
Lonely girl (via nipplesandpizza)
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
Eating at a white friends house
- would you like some hot sauce for your potato salad?
- ...... No thanks, Mary Beth I'm fine